Congratulations Ethiopians

If I could just figure out how to run as fast as these guys. Terefe Yae, male winner at this year's P.F. Chang's Rock and Roll Arizona Marathon (first picture) finished in 2:14:24. Prize? $20,000. Shitaye Gemechu, female winner was done in 2:32:51, and also took $20,000. Then I could quit graduate school and just run for a living. Nice job, Ethiopia--as usual.

But instead, I look like this when I cross the finish line...